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| BEER HUNTER | 
Date Thu Nov 13 3:10:33 p.m. ET 2008
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| (He can add a new baby to his already hectic schedule. But he'll survive, as you'll see with today's Celebrity BlackBerry of . . . Adam Sandler.) ***CELEBRITY BLACKBERRY: ADAM SANDLER*** --8:00 A.M.: Wake up, throw on power outfit consisting of tapered sweats and a dirty T-shirt. --8:10 A.M.: Take morning dump. Get inspiration for "Little Nicky 2". --9:25 A.M.: Check awards cabinet. Yup, still empty. --10:00 A.M.: Get revenge by sneaking up on Bob Barker and kicking him in the nads. --11:05 A.M.: Write a new punch line that frat-type d-bags can recite ad nauseam to make up for own lack of humor. --12:10 P.M.: Workout time! Run three miles with Rob Schneider riding my coattails. --1:40 P.M.: Lunch with a group of three-year-olds. Pick up the tab for letting me use their jokes. --2:20 P.M.: Go to the set of my latest movie. Speak gibberish for a couple hours, then collect another $10 million check. --4:24 P.M.: Call the current cast of "SNL" and tell them what it was like way back in the "funny" days. --5:00 P.M.: Start writing "The Hanukkah Song, Part 16". --6:15 P.M.: Accept title role in "The Trig Palin Story". --8:00 P.M.: Go for drive. Flip off all those students in acting classes. --10:00 P.M.: Bedtime, realize that there is no need to pray because I'll never be forgiven for "You Don't Mess With the Zohan". |