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Topic The Leaguest Fantasy Football League Message Board / The Toilet Bowl Shuffle (72 hits)

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BEER HUNTER Date Mon Dec 15 4:18:43 p.m. ET 2008
The Toilet Bowl Shuffle, by BEER HUNTER

We are Beer Hunters, with a tale of two seasons,
Don't hassle the Cassel for any kind of reasons,
My season was over since early September,
I never won high score, or any dough I can remember,
But ever since I trade off half of the squad,
I've been putting up points like a lightning rod,
Check out my grove on this 80's style beat,
It's me vs. John Holub for the #1 seat,
Not a seat on chair, a sofa or a recliner like a Pittsburgh Pecker,
It's the thrown where you can push a fat upper decker.
The Toilet is full, and what's in it doesn't smell pretty,
It's not roses or tulips, what it is, is quite shitty..
Actually that's what it is its shit, brown pushed from me,
So who will win the bowl of losers, we will plainly see.
I am here chillin, and causin some trouble,
and I'm also here to do the TOILET BOWL SHUFFLE...

You won't see Walter Payton, Jim McMahon or the Refridgerator Perry,
But you'll see my stoll sample of fruits, meats and Turner's Dairy.
I hope it stinks as much as John's, but when he farts he blames my dog,
And for that I dedicated my next 5 SHITS to you, a YULE LOG,
On the 1st day of XMAS, my toilet gave to me,
A FANTASY TOILET BOWL VICTORY!!

Now , I came I saw , I'll kick some ass and cause some trouble,
So lets all for a minute do the Toilet Bowl Shuffle...

(Cheesy 80s SAX SOLO)

Now as sure as Fred is boys with Barney Rubble,
I'm gonna kick some ass and do the TOILET BOWL SHUFFLE,

As sure as Pete Rose was Charlie Hustle,
I'm gonna kick some ass and do the TOILET BOWL SHUFFLE,

As long as John Holub has feathers I can RUFFLE,
I'll stay all day and do the TOILET BOWL SHUFFLE!

(repeat chorus and fade to black)
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Grateful Pimps Date Mon Dec 15 4:34:13 p.m. ET 2008
You said log.

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2008 Toilet Bowl Champs! The Real BEER HUNTER Date Mon Dec 15 6:50:04 p.m. ET 2008
Dude That was funny..... well as SHIT!

Does anybody remember the new england super bowl video where they push an actual refrigerator off a dock back in 85.

New England the Patriots and We
We'll bury the bears just wait and see

something cheesy like that!

STUNNED!:ph34r:
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2008 Toilet Bowl Champs! The Real BEER HUNTER Date Mon Dec 15 8:23:48 p.m. ET 2008
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oh my god is this funny shit!
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BEER HUNTER Date Tue Dec 16 6:52:07 p.m. ET 2008
This is the CHUNKY SOUP CURSE HEX ON YOUR QUARTERBACK! WATCH THIS

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJIXZU-XN94
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2008 Toilet Bowl Champs! The Real BEER HUNTER Date Tue Dec 16 9:14:35 p.m. ET 2008
ri9ght back at you fool ! curse on welker!

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